“The Truth shall bind and beat you.”

• Free State Radio

“Even now, on the eve of Election Day, the campaign battle is undecided. But, inside sources say Generalissimo Puerco's forces have a strong lead, holding 26 of the 31 registered ballot stations.”

• Free State Radio

“Today is Election Day, and we urge all citizens to vote NO with the weapon of their choice.”

• KViSR Radio
  • “The Voice of Anarchy”

“We are pleased to announce that Generalissimo Puerco, alias Jonathan Sunshine, alias Ronald Unreasonable, alias None of the Above, has won the election by a unanimous vote.”

• Free State Radio
  • “The Voice of Reason”

“In a surprise move to show that he too is making sacrifices, his excellency, El Puerco has blown up his presidential palace.”

• Free State Radio
  • “All truth, all the time”

“This is not a coup. Parliament still makes all the decisions. We're just here to make sure they make the right ones.”

• Brandy Charlatan, Station Manger, KViSR Radio

“My friends, I foresee the dawn of a new age. I foresee a time when Vissertown will stand united, and be a shining example for the rest of the world. And, I foresee only the greatest of prosperity in the years ahead.”

• Excerpt from Manuel Puerto's Acceptance Speech, upon his election to the post of President for Life of Vissertown

“I foresee you needing some more bodyguards. Soon.”

• Commentary by Jonathan Sunshine, during his Election Analysis broadcast.

“Every time Puerco enters a champion in the Game, he puts on a few more pounds.”

• Jonathan Sunshine

“The abilities of this Brandy Charlatan, and her entire crew, are vastly overrated. She and her pathetic 'radio station' will be captured within days, and that will put an end to this rebel nonsense.”

• Excerpts from one of Captain Loath's memos to President Manuel Puerto, shortly after KViSR Radio first began broadcasting

“Loath, you couldn't find your stump with both hands. Sincerely, Brandy Charlatan and the Gang at KViSR.”

• Note found on Captain Loath's bed, during his hospital stay.

“President-For-Life El Puerco has given his personal assurance that this will be a Kindler and Gentler war.”

• Free State Radio

“Today's forecast calls for heavy contact along the northern outskirts, strong probes throughout the neutral zone, and scattered artillery barrages throughout the evening.”

• KViSR Radio “All nukes, all the time”

“Today's travel report…Small arms fire along Route 6 with bursts of heavy machine gun fire. Blast shields are required below 3000 feet.”

• KViSR Radio “Hot off the firing line”

“Puerco just talks…KViSR Rocks!”
“PRESIDENT PUERCO? IN A PIG'S EYE!”
“EL PUERCO IS JUST A HAM”

• Entrants in the Graffiti Contest

“EL PUERCO IS A SCU-”

• Honorable Mention in Closest To Gun category. While the Entry was incomplete, the judges felt that the death of the author, coupled with the fact that the Entry was painted directly on a gun, warranted official recognition.

“K-VISSER! YELL IT, DON'T SPELL IT!”

• 2nd Place, Best Graffiti on Retaining Wall

“She Scrubbed my face with a Scouring Pad”

• The Nightmen, #29 on the KViSR “Top .44”

“Bonk, Bonk On the Head”

• Ghastly Weaponry, #24 on the KViSR “Top .44”

“Don't It Make My Blue Eyes Black”

• OrcBoy and the Ogres, #7 with a bullet on the KViSR “Top .44”

“Who Knows, Who Cares, Why Bother”

• Wolvesblood, #31 on the KViSR “Top .44”

“If You Love Me, Slam My Head Against the Wall”

• Music and Mayhem, #33 on the KViSR “Top .44”

“Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's to the Games we go, With Razor Blades and Hand Grenades, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho.”

• The Seven Scum, #3 on the KViSR “Top .44”

“I've been getting a lot of requests to play 'Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's to the Games We Go', by the Seven Scum, but I'm not going to because I'm sick of it.”

• Jonathan Sunshine, KViSR Radio Morning DJ

“Remember, all you folks playing the Game…If you swallow your pride, you can swallow more food.”

• Brandy Charlatan